You don’t run. You don’t lift. But you will emotionally spiral over a Monday night fumble. This shirt admits the truth: fantasy football is the only place left where you feel powerful. Your body may be breaking down, but your waiver game is razor sharp. Wear it like a jersey. Cry into it like a trophy. Because this is it, champ. This is the last arena that still lets you pretend.
This isn’t some soft, fitted, feel-good tee. This our Legacy Classic Tee. The same heavyweight cotton your middle school gym shirt was probably printed on. Built like a brick wall. Worn like a cautionary tale. It doesn’t hug your body, it reminds it what it used to be. Boxy, bold, and shaped like denial. Just the way Coach Gary likes it.
