You ruled the pole. Spun fury on a chain. Then one day, the cord snapped and so did you. This tee immortalizes the peak of your playground dominance and the unraveling that followed. It's not just a tee. It's a monument to your wrist burns and ego scars. Wear it like you still have something to prove. Because you do.
This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a wearable flashback. The tri-blend fabric delivers that broken-in, pre-haunted fit, like it’s been through a few emotional playoff losses already. It’s soft, it’s durable, and yes it survives the spin cycle better than you survived the 8th grade championship.
