Boxy. Heavyweight. Eternal. Just like the guy who never left the pocket...literally, because nobody trusted him to play anything but quarterback. This shirt is a tribute to the playground fixture who pointed where he was going to throw, called his own audibles, and never once ran wind sprints.
“The Original All-Time QB” isn’t about speed or cardio, it’s about claiming a position for life and refusing to let it go. Printed on the stiff cotton classic, it fits like the gym-class jerseys that smelled faintly of dodgeballs and despair.
Perfect for: backyard football, fantasy drafts, or reminding everyone that being “all-time” is just another way of saying “I never sub out.”
