Boxy, heavyweight cotton just like the brick-wall defense you faced when you laid down those perfect bunts. This tee honors the playground saboteur who never swung for glory but always made it on base. The “small ball” legend, the chaos starter, the one who forced an overthrow every single time.
Built with that stiff gym-class fit, it wears like a badge of strategic dishonor. Because while the rest were trying to crush home runs, you were busy wrecking infield morale one squib at a time.
Perfect for: recess reunions, beer-league reminders, or explaining why “it’s not cheap if it works.”
