They look at you and see bedtime stories and Bluetooth confusion. But once, you soared. For one perfect summer, you got up. This tri-blend tee honors the slam-dunk truth you’ve never proven...and your kid has zero interest in hearing. It’s not about showing off anymore. It’s about silently stewing while they call Steph Curry “old.” Wear it. Whisper it. Dunk emotionally.
